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Rated A Minecraft Movie 4/10

Okay this IS a dumb movie, and knows it's dumb, and tries to lean into the dumbness. I get all that. And I LIKE Napoleon Dynamite. And yet I still fell asleep during the big battle scene at the end. But I was there for my Zoomer kid and her friend so job well done by me I suppose 🤷‍♂️ One thing I _will_ give this a star for: it LOOKS great. The textures and sets all look really good. So this was presumably a very expensive corporate cash grab.

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Published 2025-04-13 00:00 UTC · bridged from Atmosphere