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Rated Argylle 5/10

An absolutely ridiculous watch and not in the fun, campy way that Kingsman usually gets away with. My mom enjoyed it so there’s that, but she’s an avid fan of the genre, so… yeah. I did laugh at how increasingly ludicrous the plot got the more we progressed along the movie. To be honest, I can’t quite believe this was an earnestly-written script. It was also way too long and I believe would have been a much more enjoyable watch had I been high or drunk. -1000 aura points because how are you going to write such an absurd plot and yet still refuse to give us a John Cena and Henry Cavill kiss?! To summarize: what the actual f-.

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Published 2025-04-19 00:00 UTC · bridged from Atmosphere