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Rated Eternals 4/10

I read Marvel comics all the time and know who the Eternals are but this was incredibly challenging to follow.  The rules of this made no sense so the stakes were never defined, especially during any of the fight scenes. Without rules we are left with chaos.  We are then depending on each of the Eternals rattling off exposition, however they each have either an indecipherable accent, distracting aloofness, or ill-timed sarcasm that prevents the audience from understanding what they said.  Instead we get several team poses with each Eternal staring off in the distance like they were on the cover of their Christian rock band’s album.

#movie

Published 2022-01-14 00:00 UTC · bridged from Atmosphere